IITs, IIMs and Kapil Sibal

I strongly believe that Kapil Sibal is laying too much focus on IITs and IIMs.It is time we realize the IIT/IIM students: NON-IIT/IIM students ratio and decide which category requires more concentration.I also hope this chaos to end soon, thereby triggering some immediate attention and action towards rural education.

100000$ required :-(

I am in need of 100000$ !!!!

Reality shows

Rakhi ka swayamwar, Sach ka samna, is jungle se mujhe bachao are the now the ruling programs which took the front seat pushing behind the Saas-Bahu serials.Despite their popularity, these shows take us to a point where the right to view channels and programs of our choice are questioned, moral values and culture take the stride and their TRP ratings contradict the statements made by people against these reality shows.Irrespective of the number of controversies they stir, the ground reality is that there is always a large section of audience which prefers these reality shows which is more than an indication that majority of the people around us admire these programs.

Firstly, Whenever there appears to be a talk about reality shows,I have seen people talk about culture and morals, they say that the reality shows and western culture destroy our culture.Okay, now let us go back to an age where there weren’t any pubs, discos and reality shows in India.What did we have then? We had open lands and numerous roadside bars constructed with palm leaves where people drank toddy; we then had an insatiable husband who used to drink there, come home and beat his wife for money.This was a problem in each and every village then and even now.As time changed, this problem remained(though abated to some extent).On the other side, people in metropolitan cities go to pubs(not everyday, toddy bars are always full ..dawn to dusk), dance(Yes, didn’t we dance during baarats? didn’t we dance when movies starring our famous heroes were released?didn’t we dance when dead bodies of our people were being taken through the mainroad?).I don’t see any culture being destroyed, when we already had enough problems in the well respected and famous Indian culture.It is just the approach to the already practices which has changed.

Secondly, people accepted soaps inspite of their horrible double games, strategies to emotional defeat, torture and kill each other.Nobody commented about culture and morals then, and above all these were a hit in each and every household of this country.Will this account to the fact that all those dramas shown have been openly accepted as our culture?

In the end, we all know the ultimate motive behind the show Rakhi ka swayamwar.Without considering TRP, money and fame the swayamwar would have never gone public, if at all rakhi is too serious in deciding her life partner.If swayamwar was not part of our culture, then epics would have been burnt already. Then where does the problem of culture come into picture.We display our marriages in front of all our relatives, somehow if rakhi is honest then why isn’t it accepted that rakhi has decided to display her marriage in front of a much bigger crowd.Either ways going public has always remained.

I firmly believe that we have much bigger problems to deal with, and we should let people enjoy channels and programs of their choice.It is high time that we realize the suppression of our feelings and emotions which we always had given the invisible pressure our society and culture had upon us.

Latest favourites…MUJIK…

And now it is the turn of Lady Gaga’s-Poker face and Kanye West’s-Love lockdown to play in an infinite loop.I regret for being a bite late in this discovery…got too much indulged in telugu music…these days..

Poker face

Love Lockdown

Touching Lyrics….

I feel like climbing the roof of the newly constructed ICICI headquarters, stand on the corner, tear my shirt, shout, face the rain and sing…If I can’t do it…let Akon do it for me

It’s been so long,
that I haven’t seen your face,
I’m trying to be strong,
but the strength I have is washing away.
it won’t be long,
before I get you by my side,
and just hold you, tease you, squeeze you, tell you what’s been on my mind.

I wanna make up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
wish we never broke up right now na na,
we need to link up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
wish we never broke up right now na na,
we need to link up right now na na,

Girl I know, mistakes were made between us two,
and we showed,
ourselves that night, even said somethings weren’t true,
why’d you go?
and haven’t seen my girl since then,
why can’t it be the way it was,
cause you were my Homie, lover, and friend…

I wanna make up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
wish we never broke up right now na na,
we need to link up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
wish we never broke up right now na na,
we need to link up right now na na,

I can’t lie, [miss you much]
watching everyday that goes by, [ I miss you much ]
till I get you back I’m gon’ try, [ yes I miss you much ]
cuz you are the apple of my eye, [ girl I miss you much ]
I can’t lie, [ I miss you much ]
watching everyday that goes by, [ I miss you much ]
till I get you back I’m gon’ try, [ yes I miss you much ]
cuz you are the apple of my eye. [ girl I miss you much ]

I wanna make up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
wish we never broke up right now na na,
we need to link up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
wish we never broke up right now na na,
we need to link up right now na na,

I want you to fly with me, [ want you to fly ]
I miss how you lie with me, [ miss how you lie ]
just wish you could dine with me, [ wish you could dine with me ]
the one that’ll grind with me, [ said the one that will grind with me ]
I want you to fly with me, [ want you to fly ]
I miss how you lie with me, [ ohh miss how you lie ]
just wish you could dine with me, [ wish you could dine ]
the one that’ll grind with me. [ ohh the one that'll grind]…

[Chorus]
I wanna make up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
wish we never broke up right now na na,
we need to link up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
I wanna make up right now na na,
wish we never broke up right now na na,
we need to link up right now na na,

I am a murderer!!!

As a result of my journey to warangal from hyderabad, I killed four butterflies today.Few remains of those dead butterflies are still lying in the following areas.The respective family members can come and collect them:

1) On the right indicator of my bike.

2) On the zip of my jacket.

3) Glass cover of my helmet.

4) Front Tyre.

My deep condolences to whomsover it may concern.

Seheri?

Can anyone explain me what seheri is all about? If you haven’t heard it before, listen to the song “Seheri” from the movie “OY”, and I’m sure you’ll love this song.Hahaha..the hero explaining the best way to live a happy life.The same is the case with the female lead.Wonderful song I should say.But When I googled it, I just couldn’t find the meaning of the word “Seheri”.Instead I found the below explanation in Wikipedia:

“Suhoor (Arabic: سحور lit. of the dawn‎), also called Sehri, Sahari and Sahur in other languages, is an Islamic term referring to the meal consumed early in the morning by Muslims before fasting, sawm, in daylight hours during the Islamic month of Ramadan. The meal is eaten before the sun rises, and before the fajr or dawn prayer. Suhoor as the morning meal is matched by Iftar as the evening meal, during Ramadan, replacing the traditional three meals a day (breakfast, lunch and dinner), although in some places dinner is also consumed after Iftar later during the night. Being the only meal eaten by Muslims from dawn to sunset during the month of Ramadan, Suhoor typically tends to be heavy and is highly regarded by Islamic traditions to avoid crankiness or weakness caused by the fast. People have said not to not go right back to sleep after suhoor. Pray the morning prayer fajr”.

I don’t think a hero would be singing and performing few basic Hip Hop Steps about a meal and that too in Australia…It must be something else.So what is seheri?

Below are the lyrics of the song I’ve been starting my day with for the past 2 weeks :

Appudeppudo jarigina kathalu, Ippudippude jaragani kalalu
Eppudaina ee pani leni Aalochana dandage kada
Unnadokate nadiche samayam, Daanithone nuvu chesy payanam
Maru nimisham ledantu life a gadipey merupula
Ghala ghala maneti Nadi, Ikanaina aagena adi, Manasuku kattoddu gadi, unna haddulanni daatukelthe panduge mari
Sehereeee…
Sehereeee…
Sehereeee…
Are chinnadi zindagi, hey!!
Sehereeee…
Sehereeee…
Sehereeee…
Are chinnadi zindagi!!

I am switching lanes, understanding that love’s a pain
you cant went to top then we pop, champagne
she’s sent to probe this hold that click or roll that click
but don’t be sick with a frozen grips, stand by that to hold my hand

With drums:
frozen by the city light, happy to give the pain for up
marriage is the wrestle game nobody could break this up
i wanna go relax in a saggy hut, feels like little more in a relaxing spot
but thinking stop thinking, till i get my mind of the damn hood

Ennooo malupulu kalisina jeevithame, cherithai veligipovaalante, telusukove
Vese prathi adugu padanee alochanathoo, gamyamedo thelisi, saagipove
Repatikai kalalu kantu, kalalanni nijam chesthu, Aase nee swasa aythe, Raathe maaripodaaaa…
Sehereeee…
Sehereeee…
Sehereeee…
Are chinnadi zindagi, hey!!
Sehereeee…
Sehereeee…
Sehereeee…
Are chinnadi zindagi!!

Anthuleni O andam undi, Andukomane lokam andi, Andukosame chebutunna raaji padadam maanuko!
Kanulaku nachindi chusey!
Manasuku thochindi chesey!
Adigithe ee maata cheppey Navvutundagaane Paiki pothe swargame ani
Sehereeee…
Sehereeee…
Sehereeee…
Are chinnadi zindagi, hey!!
Sehereeee…
Sehereeee…
Sehereeee…
Are chinnadi zindagi!!

A dream death !!!

It is 12 in the night, and I cannot have a perfect time to write about death.I will keep this post short as the purpose of this post is only revealed in the end.

So, as far as my knowledge about deaths is concerned.Deaths are classified as follows:

1) Death in old age:- A true retirement I say.You don’t remain a burden anymore…You’ll get rid of wheel chair, liquid food, well planned healthy meal, short term excercises, flies all around your face and body,traces of teeth,remains of white hair…and above all fried and frowned faces of your sons in law and daughters in law…If your are too unfortunate…Yes, faces of your sons and daughters too!!!

2) Death for a girl/boy:- Something I never understood.Yes, failing in love is painful-agreed!!!! But, what happens if you die? Will your pain reduce? You’ll only spread pain to your family, friends and everyone who knows you and don’t hate you.The person you love will marry a stud…with all the qualities: looks,money,caste and what not!!!…You shall only remain as a loser.I tell you…try for your girl or boy as much as you can…till the end..till the time he/she gets married to someone else..and after that…try reaching a position..,the only pinnacle of success and happiness..an achievement…which should make the girl/boy feel that….”Abbba, I shouldn’t have rejected his/her proposal.Damn..”..There ..there…and only there….lies your victory..;)…

3) Accidental death:- A meaningless death, something which is not at all useful.You will not even have a second to realise that you have died….The person responsible for ur death will not know why he/she killed you, people who know you get nothing from your death and above all you don’t want to die with your body parts exposed to everyone else around in the middle of a road.Shame shame, puppy shame types.Isn’t it? Don’t know abt u, but I seriously don’t want this one…Before dying, we shoud make sure that she shouldn’t die in the middle of a road.Roads aren’t that clear these days…and I am very specific about my hygiene these days…I want a hygienic death.

4) Death as a resultant of a disease: I say…No…Please no…you give me unlimited amounts of money, hottest girls on the planet, or give me whatever you can …but I shall never accept this one.This death gives you a fixed amount of time before your die…The disease tells you that you have X number of days to die..your friends and family will know about it..and ladies and gentlemen…your friends and family will even mourn or will atleast practise it in front of you..The hospital and doctors will have enough time to extort by providing a false hope(a hopeless hope boss, seriously)…avasarama? naakayithe vadhu ra bai

5) The dream death: This is what i call the dream death..Read on…

I was my usual self today while watching TV and as usual started changing the channels at the rate of 2 channels per sec.I stopped at NDTV and luckily came across the below statement.A statement made by an Indian Soldier with his family members.:

“Indian flag always remains high, even if I come home wrapped in it”

Wow, now that is what I call a death.A death for which I shall pay a fortune…A death I die for…I shall not be jealous of you, if you take away my girl…But, there is a high probability that you might face my wrath…If you die this way, and I die..in anyone of the above mentioned ways…:)

Sriwidu

What do you call a guy who stayed in mysore for 4 months and had never been to mysore palace?

Ans: Sriwidu

Romeo for 5 minutes :)

I don’t know if it is in my fate or if it is a coincidence.But, whenever i tried to do anything in matters involving a girl…things backfire.They get so bad that I end up having a pale face.

Time: 7:05 (Ashok Nagar Cross Roads, Hyderabad) -

My two cousins and I were going on a bike to visit a place in himayatnagar.And, all of a sudden I saw my friend (“a girl” – underlined) driving her scooty pep parallel to me.I, not realizing that I had a  helmet with a black shaded glass..started pressing the horn in order to call her.Guess what? the next moment she changed her expressions and accelerated so much that she was no where in my sight after 4 seconds.

What else? I was left dumbstuck for unwantedly and unknowingly becoming a romeo for 5 minutes.

P.S: Neverpress horn and call a girl! This goddamn step is enough to lose her forever.