Romeo for 5 minutes :)

I don’t know if it is in my fate or if it is a coincidence.But, whenever i tried to do anything in matters involving a girl…things backfire.They get so bad that I end up having a pale face.

Time: 7:05 (Ashok Nagar Cross Roads, Hyderabad) -

My two cousins and I were going on a bike to visit a place in himayatnagar.And, all of a sudden I saw my friend (“a girl” – underlined) driving her scooty pep parallel to me.I, not realizing that I had a  helmet with a black shaded glass..started pressing the horn in order to call her.Guess what? the next moment she changed her expressions and accelerated so much that she was no where in my sight after 4 seconds.

What else? I was left dumbstuck for unwantedly and unknowingly becoming a romeo for 5 minutes.

P.S: Neverpress horn and call a girl! This goddamn step is enough to lose her forever.

Oh my king of pop…rest in peace

Dear Mr.Michael Jackson,

What happened my lord? you left me without even completing your come back tour? Everyone left me, and now you too my king? I laughed when people were crying in your videos…Now i cry as you make your final journey…and that too without me?

I cry , i cry…

are you listening?….buhubhuuuuaaaaaa…..hello?????? where are you?….Are you walking on the moon ?

I am not the one who can endure so much pain like you boss, I already took enough..and now this one too?.This world calls you a person with bizarre lifestyle, it accuses you of child molestation…but the same world never thanked you for what you have given it.Now my lord….I thank you from the bottom of my heart for what you have been and for what you have given us….You were innovative, determined, a creator, a trend-setter, a master of art.You were everything…and You know whaaat?…You deserve peace da…I am sure you never got it while you were alive, hope you get it now.Rest in peace my lord…rest in peace while your art remains alive along with your soul.

I love you…

I miss you…

I owe you…my king…my lord.

With love&pain,

Sriwidu

Update: Neeta and 20 characterless fellows – “Chapter – 2:Her first impressions”

I am done with it

Sriwidu’s first law – Law of managerial motion

Law of managerial motion:

Law of managerial motion states that becoming a manager is simple.All you need to do is….decrease your current quantiy of work; improvise the rest you do…and learn as much as you can about making others work, and practise it:)

Trust me..It works..otherwise take your money back  :-)

A humble request to the politicians of my country.

You named the mumbai Bandra-Worli bridge after a prominent figure of this country, and of course your family member…

You named the highways after your family members…

You named the streets after your family members…

You named the schemes after your family members…

My dear politicians…I request you to leave my country’s name.Let the name remain the way it is…this country belongs to everyone and not to a well known family of this country.

Missed the GMAT Target…:-(….!!!

Remember my last post where I was looking for a GMAT score of >700 …phew…I missed it few days ago and ended by at 690….If at all the margin with which I had missed the target wud have been more I wouldn’t have been so disappointed…but 690 ….is really tempting….you’ll ending up saying “abbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cha….dobindhi mama”

But, you know whaaat.just received my score card..and…AWA…: “6″….yoooooooo….dats a relief I shud say…

I thank..”Beatthegmat”…team…for whatever I have got..:)

I was here….

I swear…I was here…

Should India take credit for slumdog millionaire?

Who doesn’t want to take credit? In fact, it is an underlying source to gain instant recognition, and sometimes to gain power and wealth too. Credit can make you reach new heights, especially when you are competing with your peers who have an equal chance. Consequently, no human being would let go his/her chance of gaining credit for a work he/she had done. But several people have intrigued me, especially when I see them taking credit for no work of their’s, and this sense of bewilderment has intensified by people across India who have been celebrating slumdog millionaire’s journey to glory.

“Should India take credit for slumdog millionaire?” is very much debatable. On one side, slumdog has an adapted screenplay with all the elements of a typical Indian cinema, an aboriginal story which is hard to deny as being fictitious, and a typical bollywood ishtyle music.On the other side, the idea of making a movie out of a slum and slumdog is definitely not ours, and is something which can remotely occur to Indian moviemakers considering the fact that majority of them are biased, and are viable to make only commercial movies.

I am not denying that there had been instances where people made movies with extraordinary substance, but the examples are only a few-given the pool of movies available before us.Further, to what extent did India or Indians as such cooperate with the moviemakers while making the movie? Were they given a cold shoulder or a warm support for trying to make a movie out of Indian elements and putforth before the world? The answers to these questions are the obvious, and for these obvious reasons-I can’t really accept that Indians are to be appreciated for it. Yes, If we are talking about A.R.Rehman, that’s a different case. But, claiming slumdog millionaire as an Indian movie would be like……Are you ok?? Go take a break!!!

I am an Indian, and if I take credit just because i am an Indian, it would look no less than obsessive patriotism. I appreciate and give the whole credit to the director and producer of the movie for having done their home work to such an extent that they have completely succeeded in portraying characters and instances in India along a certain cultural vertical. Further, their belief in the story was praise worthy and remarkable, without which it wouldn’t have been possible. I really can’t say that it is such a great movie to watch, and is a highly eligible movie for Oscars for I myself found it to be an ordinary movie. I am still trying to assimilate the reasons why it went to the Oscars…..But, when it did it….then it is only the moviemakers who are to be credited and nobody else!

Chicken Adhraki

As soon as I found a new name “Chicken Adhraki” in our menu list, I questioned the cafetaria wala about it…and below was the conversation, which took place.

Me: Baabu prasad, enti idhi kothaga…Chicken andhraki??!!!

Prasad: avunu..ivvale pettaru…chicken …inka ginger untadhi andhulo…

Me: Ohh…Ginger Chickenaaaaaa…mari ala pilavochu kadha…antha style endhuku?

Prasad: Ginger Chicken kaadhu babai…Ginger Chicken ante…Chicken ni kosi andhulo ginger vesthaamu.Chicken andhraki ante…Chicken ki ginger thinipinchi…aa chicken memu vanduthaamu…

Me:  Kewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

The mail box issue!!!

Girl: Hey , You know what? My mail box isn’t opening….seems like the migration is still going on!

Me: Hmm….must be true…Why don’t you mail our manager informing him about the same?

Girl: !!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????

P.S: Better prefer common sense to suggestions..:-)